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Everybody’s talking about it.
It’s been a bad winter in Chicago, and that means that as the snow melts several month’s worth of poo emerges.
You see the trash, broken bottles, cigarette butts, too…
But it’s the poo that gets the attention.
Fools at the Streeterville park leave dog shit in the tennis courts and get shut down!
Idiots at Coliseum Park leave dog shit all over the park…
But think about it.
It’s pretty straightforward to do the numbers.
All it takes is one dog owner leaving his dog’s poo behind every day for 60 days to mean that on some lovely March morning in the melting snow pack there are 60 shits to gaze upon.
There are hundreds of dog owners around.
It only takes the 1%.
Poo Disaster at Coliseum Park:
Is anyone out there as sick and f…ing tired of the self entitled a..holes who don’t pick up there dogs crap in coliseum park as I am. I sure other parks have same issues. This morning this guy had 2 brown lab puppies and both crapped and he didn’t even think about it. WHAT CAN WE DO..
Found on the internets:
Don’t worry y’all, we’ll be back!
Real life just gets in the way, you know?
We’re gearing up for a full schedule of South Poop posts and analyses in the coming year!
A beautiful day for a walk with the pups! Your South Poop correspondent was happily daydreaming about the miracle of the poo fairies that everyday magically appear to clear orphan poo from this corner of the South Loop.
But the first poo of Fall was indeed waiting somewhere out there, hidden in this colorful Halloween scene:
We wonder who will find it first? A costumed child frolicking on a cool Fall day? Or the grumpy lady walking home after a bad day at the office? Or the rats… will the rats enjoy a tasty treat?
Can you find the poo?