This just in:
The Chicago Park District has freed Fluffy from the 30# chain link, and they are trying to convey important information about picking up after your pooch, however they have now come up with puzzling new lingo…
What does it mean to LEASH-CURB your pet????
– Puzzled in the South Loop
These new signs have been showing up around area parks:
South Poop 
Put a leash on your dog and keep it on a curb? Good question actually. Great to see where public money is going.