Everybody’s talking about it.
It’s been a bad winter in Chicago, and that means that as the snow melts several month’s worth of poo emerges.
You see the trash, broken bottles, cigarette butts, too…
But it’s the poo that gets the attention.
Fools at the Streeterville park leave dog shit in the tennis courts and get shut down!
Idiots at Coliseum Park leave dog shit all over the park…
But think about it.
It’s pretty straightforward to do the numbers.
All it takes is one dog owner leaving his dog’s poo behind every day for 60 days to mean that on some lovely March morning in the melting snow pack there are 60 shits to gaze upon.
There are hundreds of dog owners around.
It only takes the 1%.
South Poop 
Pretty disgusting thought… but not half as disgusting as the creeps who don’t clean up after their pets.
There are some bad apples out there, no question about that.